Now I bet you're thinking to yourself, "Bud, what the fresh fuck is this place all about? I went to the page with the rodent and now I'm completely lost". This place is about absolutely nothing. It's only reason to exist is to provide me with my own personal cesspool. Feel free to stick around if you're a fellow degenerate.



But enough about the site. Here are a few tidbits about me.

Loves Likes Hates
Splatoon most types of pickle social media
Splatoon again video games the disgusting, sorry excuse of a food known as the cucumber


Age: too old (Future self update: Fuckin' drama queen. Calm down, jesus christ...)
Sex: yes please (Another future self update: No hanky panky, chump! I'm watching you!)
Type: Ghost / Normal