Pictured to the left is a hastily drawn representation of Los Ratos himself. Whether it took 10 hours or 10 seconds, no mere drawing can capture the beauty of the holy rodent. Surely you are thinking to yourself "So? If's he's such a great god, then what can he do for me?" The answer is quite simple- Los Ratos will rid the planet of the horrid scum known as the Gourgeists. As long as we worship him every other Wednesday, this future is guaranteed for every man, woman, and Jumpluff on the planet.