Tubular Ted is here to cause emotional distress!







Back in early 2016, a younger me thought, "Hey, you know what the pinnacle of comedy is? Poorly drawn Splatoon doodles that have been drenched in an excessive amount of irony. This is gonna be EPIC." And so, Tubular Ted scratched and clawed his way out of the deepest depths of Hell into existence. I hope they make you die on the inside the same way they make me.




Ted be tryin squeezer. Ted squeeze wrog thing bye mis-take. Ted be lookin at five too ten yeers in prison.

Ted be partyin. Ted b spam zl button. Ted is much rads.

Ted wishes for the goods gear. Spike's prices be high though.

Ted does an turf war. Has a trick up a sleeve.

Ted doin zone. He b much an messy.

Ted be updatin style. Ted be tryin' penk. It b bettter than hig heel.

Ted is an social. Ted be talkin' 2 teh squiddies. No one talk bacc tho.

Ted be meetin celeab marinara. Ted be diggin her. Ted be needin her pic 4 no raison.

Puff be showin' Ted teh inna lankee. Ted be impressed.
She may has no style or the grace, but she can be doin handstand or strech arms when nesesaree.

Ted b eatin saseges. Ted liek big, meety meat sticcs. Ted no mean the sexual way.

Ted be hearin about squeelcher deulies. Ted no like this. Ted b to scarred to handle loaf.

Ted was tryin to end loaf. Teds freinds be gettin' in teh way. Ted be much annoyed.

Ted b meatin Maurice. Maurice be Captain Wommys pet hamm. He be fresh.

Ted b workin new job. It b much hards, but ted still be managin too smile.

Ted b extendin hand. Ted be likin teh eggstra reach. Ted can now daminate teh turf hwars.

Ted b in an mayro car race. Ted be puttin maro in he place. This b sploon country bich.

Ted b wearin high heel. Ted b tri new thing. Ted not liking much.

Ted be an meetin the Puff. Puff b much a gnarly.

Ted b diggin dees new weapons. Ted may b an likin better than pernememt enkbrash.

Ted b bacc from ded. Ted must get bacc too turf hwar.

Ted b meetin tim. Splaht teem b the funky freshes.

Ted b sittin in chair. Ted have no unusual sploonin happen.

Ted b rainmakin. Ted has raymakar, is close to an win.

Ted phought hard. Ted b an winner. Orange teem b salty cause rekt.

Ted b playin' tower coctrool. Ted b darin' and use inkbrash for an ranked

Ted b meetin with Capn Womy. She be many a strange, but Ted still b an wierder.

Ted meets some singers. Ted is a thrilled.

Ted is wanting the headwear. So he bought an hat.